Hey, you’ve somehow stumbled onto the website of the author continuously known as Carl S. Plumer.
I post here once in awhile as the mood (or alcohol) strikes me. But that’s not a guarantee. It’s written on Internet gasses, not on stone (or paper, for that matter).
Here, I ramble on about such things as how my writing is going (shitty), when I’m coming out with a new book (almost never), where you can pick up Carl S. Plumer swag (pretty much nowhere), and my thoughts on other stuff going on (pretty much that flatline sound on the heart monitor).
Sound like fun?
Then you’ve (accidentally) come to the right place!
If you want to see what I “create” as a “creative” (hahaha), click on one of my books below. You’ll be (eventually) swept away on the magic carpet known as a “link” over to amazon or some such joint, where you’ll momentarily consider buying one of my (ridiculously cheap) books.
But then, inevitably, you’ll get distracted by something else on the page and then SHAZAM!!! you’re gone forever down the rabbit’s asshole of the Web.
And perhaps one day you might even think, “What was that page I came across the other day? Looked interesting… Oh fuck it, I can’t remember. And who gives a flying fuck, anyway? Am I right? High five! Hahaha! LOL!” Glug glug glug (the sound of you pounding another beer in record time.)
Or you might even stumble here once again (did you actually bookmark this sucker? what kind of OCD nerd are you?!).
Lucky you all over again!
And the cycle will play itself out once again, ad nauseum.
But carry on, regardless!
And the best of luck to you out there and may you find the pot of gold at the end of the Internet rainbow.
Still here? You’re like a dog with a bone, aren’t you?
The author has an incredible voice and just kept me turning pages with enthusiasm and interest … I have to say that his sense of humor is second to none. I just really love the tone, vibe, and sheer “smart-alecness” of his voice. I’m hooked on this author. Hopefully one will see more of the same from this promising author. ~ Judge, WRITER’S DIGEST, 4th Annual Self-Published e-Book Awards